Bird Dropping #2
04/8/09

The Surly Birds has quickly climbed high on my list of daily blogs to check.
These guys, ok one of them is my college roommate Scott, are consistently hilarious. It’s almost a Seinfeldian blog about nothing, but at its core is a blog about everything. The Surly Birds make casual observations about not so casual topics, and find ways to make them interesting, funny and concise all at the same time.
My top posts thus far are:
Inclined Plane: The Worst of the Simple Machines
People love to condescend about VCRs
Check out this blog, and enjoy their second viral video installment featuring Let Her Go by Hootie and the Blowfish. I think?
Hood Internet: Trillwave
07/13/10
If you guys don’t follow and download all the new Hood Internet tracks like I do, you might have missed a lot over the past 6 months.
Good News! They (with help from “the fine people of Mishka…“) just released a new mixtape called Trillwave.
Mashups featuring everyone from (of course) Kanye, Phoenix, The Flaming Lips, Royksopp, Genesis, Diddy, Jay-Z, Yacht, Maps and about 20 others. All of which add up to one hell of a ride home from work, roll out to the bars or domination at a house party.
Anyway, enjoy the Mix Tape, and go see The Hood Internet when they come to your town. You won’t regret it.
Ogre Sized Meal for Kids
06/21/10
I feel like I hear that term a lot these days. There’s a lot of blame to go around for it. Lack of activity, digitally focused society, poor parenting choices, bad nutritional education, hormone injected everything, and a super ‘PC’ mentality that discourages condemnation of a childs weight for fear of onsetting body or diet issues.Parents and friends just assume that kids will grow into or out of it, but by the time it’s a real problem, it’s too late.
But, I think king among all these reasons is that food tastes so damn good. McDonald’s food in particular. McDonald’s isn’t every 5 year old’s favorite restaurant by coincidence. Sure they give out toys, and they have play places, but it’s the food that kids, I, crave(d). Steaming hot cheese burger (hold the onions), plenty of the best tasting fountain Coca-Cola, and those golden salty sticks of joy. The consistency of McDonald’s grub, which revolutionized the food industry around the world, is the perfect fit for kids with discerning palettes, huge appetites and price conscious parents.
But, this is not news. There has been push back from every side, and McDonald’s is the target of a lot of bad PR and public health scrutiny. Are they the fall guy for the main reasons child obesity is the issue it is (mentioned above), i don’t know, like I said there’s a lot of blame to go around. I do know that over the past 10 years the company has responded to public outcry through their marketing, restaurant design and products. Commericials featuring active lifestyle choices, larger more dynamic play-places or none at all and “Healthier” food options. Small steps, but things they can point to in the event of complaints.
But, last week, I saw this:
A 20pc. Chicken McNugget with a Dreamworks ‘Shrek’ theme. 9pc. Ok, but 20pc. A Shrek sized serving, for a Rumpelstiltskin sized person? Child?
It might not seem like a big deal to you, but a lot of bells and whistles went off in my head. At 12, my McDonalds food of choice were the McNuggets, 20pc to be exact, but that wasn’t marketed to me. I made that choice based on math and my genetic need to make poor decisions based on value…
“Wait I can get a 9pc. for $3 or a 20pc. for $4. What? Am I an idiot. 20pc please, lot’s of BBQ sauce and a supersized milkshake. Thank you!”
But for two companies so children focused to put there brand and stamp of approval on 20pcs of hormone stuffed fried chicken pieces is extremely surprising to me. More surprising is that there hasn’t been more public outcry. Maybe the “nagging-wife-effect” has taken over, and the world is just zoning out all the noise as it relates to McDonald’s being unhealthy. I hope not. My guess is that the fact they were suppling children with toxic Shrek-themed glasses probably, and rightly, overshadowed this misstep.
I wonder if McDonald’s has any corporate marketing positions open at the moment?
My last note, or, question on the subject is what’s up with the Chicken supply in this country right now. McDonald’s, on top of this Shrek 20pc. thing, just launched a 50pc McNugget. I’ll say that again… FIFTY pieces of McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets. At the same time, Hardee’s, a great client of my agency, just launched hand breaded Chicken Tenders, and are pushing them hard right now. Let’ see, Grilled Chicken and Chicken-as-the-bread chicken sandwich from KFC. All this begs the question, have the hormones finally succeed in growing T-Rex sized fowl? Is the movie ‘Jurassic Park’ currently occurring in Arkansas at Tyson Foods?
Somebody call Jeff Goldbloom!

Amnesty International Awesome. But effective?
06/10/10
Want proof that even the most beautiful and compelling advertising can be unsuccessful, look no further than Amnesty Intenational. They and their agencies have been doing brilliant work since its inception, and though “to no avail” seems harsh, it’s not far from the truth.
Check out one of their more recent spots from TBWA\France:
Wow, right? Gorgeous, smart, effective… right? Wait, effective on who? Me? But what can I do to stop the death penality. I mean, I can use my imagination. I can go out and get petitions signed. I can contact my senator. I can send money to Amnesty International. Ahhh… there’s the rub.
I’m not saying that Amnesty isn’t a viable and necessary organization. They are, no question. Their work to fight for or free those wrongly or inhumanely incarcerated is invaluable. My concern is that their amazing ads compel me to donate and be done.
Tell me what to do. Circle the wagons, charge the troops, finagle your Facebook friends. How we can we convince those that are most for the death penalty that it is not humane. How can we speak directly to the father of a murdered and raped daughter? How can we speak to a woman whose religion mandates such punishment in response to a crime against God? How can we convince a Congressman, Prime Minister or President to take swift action, wehn their constituents demand capital punishment?
Answer these questions, and we’ll find true effectiveness. But, in the mean-time keep making amazing ads. Every person you inspire is one small step toward insight and action.
Here are some more work from Amnesty through out the years:



Do your part. Donate.
Mark Ronson & Zelda. Be still my heart!
05/20/10
So, my boy Mark Ronson’s new album “Record Collection” has been slated for release this summer (or early fall). From what I am reading and hearing, it sounds a lot less Motown and more Silicon Valley. Incorporating that 8-bit sound, digital voice shifting and his gift for sick power-pop tempos, this album should continue Ronson’s innovative, award winning and popularly successful production track record.
Oh, and he’s singing on it too.
I mentioned Zelda, because this video for the song “Circuit Breaker” has been released, and it features a very Link-esque character in some very Nintendo-ish game play. Check it out:
Rumored collaborating artists on the album include Santigold, Scissor Sisters, MNDR, Q-Tip, Rose Eleanor Dougall, Spank Rock, Ghostface Killah, Boy George and Miike Snow. Unlike his last album “Version”, this album will not be covers of classics, but all original works. Judging by the talent listed above, the songs will come from a range of different genres and musical styles.
I’m excited, and you should be too. Check out “Verison” if you want in the mean time.
Typeface Decider from Julian Hanson
04/29/10
In every industry there is some dumb, stupid and pointless topic which has no correct answer that for whatever reason is discussed and argued about ad nauseam.
For a designer like myself that topic is Typefaces. Yeah! Fonts. You know Times New Roman, Arial, Century Gothic. Most people spend their entire life just caring about which font makes their 8 page paper appear to be 12, but not us. We define them, give them personalities. Use words like contemporary, trendy and distressed. Ascender, Decenders, Serifed and Sans Serifed. We kern them, we lead them. We stretch them, we slice them. We know which ones work well together and which ones don’t work well at all (ehem… I’m talking to you Hobo and Comic Sans!)
I only use this. How dare they use that. IKEA is switching to what!?! It goes on and on.
I’m guilty. We all are.
But this nice illustration/map/chart called “So you need a typeface?” from Julian Hanson might make at least the whole decision process a lot easier.
It also give some good justifications for why to use a font, which is applicable to both designers and the average lay person. Takes you through the whole process.
Take a look and follow the yellow brick road to you ideal typeface.